lancifolium | open post

(CNTD)

You know me so well. It'll be your name I wail in the toilet.

There are worse places. At least this way we know you're not luring unsuspecting first years to places they shouldn't be.

Like a cave? I would never, how very dare.

yes, Lily. A cave. The infamous Hogwarts Cave.

I was considering worse places to wail for eternity than a toilet. Grouchy.

At least no one would bother you in a cave.

Don't sound so envious, you know any cave of mine would do without you.

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are you quite finished?

You must know my answer by now.

Regretfully so.

You know I know you're full of it.

I'm aware. You know I find you to be the only tolerable company.

Just imagine the space we'd have for books with a proper cave.

imagine the reading nook.

See, I knew you were interested in my grand plan. I shall require it to have an excellent fireplace.

Obviously. No place worth reading in is without. Plenty of pillows will be needed for optimal sessions.

Why are we waiting for a cave? Why aren't we finding a place to do this now?

I dunno. Any ideas where to start looking? There's always somewhere.

Maybe I've already found a place.

I'm calling your bluff.

Then you ought to meet me at the boathouse.