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[lancifolium]

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[lancifolium]

We'll add selective awareness to the list of traits that apply to you then, won't we? Sorry Sirius you're the object of far too many people's affections for me to feel right about ruining you for life.

[riseheliacal]

i accept the rebuke and apologise for being confusing. i don't know if you'll believe that i genuinely admire you and value our interaction. but i make no moves where i know i'll not be welcomed and would pain to a comrade to boot.

to contextualise myself: you should see my notes to remus. the flirtation level is almost obscene.

[lancifolium]

Everybody's notes to Remus are flirtatious, he's the fittest bloke in school.

[riseheliacal]

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firstly: ouch but fair

second: may i show him you wrote that next time he needs comfort to laugh to not hate h his head to explode?

[lancifolium]

Facts are facts.

Please, maybe your 'comrade' will finally get the hint.

[riseheliacal]

[…waaaaaaitasecond…

Sirius knew he'd been talking about both James and Remus, as being besotted with her. (Who so inclined at school wasn't? Evans was the impossible combination of kindness, cleverness, and attractiveness without making you hate her for it. But Remus, far more than Sirius, forbore on behalf on James.

Did this mean that Lily might… actually… be looking more at…?

Oh no. Was there any possible way he could tell the others about this without it hurting everyone…?]

i'll see what i can do

[lancifolium]

[ Oh no. Oh no no no. ]

What you can do, Sirius, is mind your business. I have absolutely no time or inclination to hinder my chances at any of the completely extraordinary apprenticeships abroad I intend to apply to because some lusty seventeen year old is trying to get me to stay and be the Missus after school's done! Ghoul studies in Japan or being someone's wife in, I don't know, Bath or somewhere? Not a hard choice.

/sorry for delay: writer too busy cheering to figure out how character will react/

[riseheliacal]

[Well… that certainly made Sirius's life easier. And James's and Remus's if they could make their various glands concede to it.]

dunno, 'lusty seventeen year old' and 'ghoul' don't sound so incompatible
but point taken
tell me is there a potion for not being governed by puberty?
in which case, can i get the recipe? some people i know could do with it

lolol amazing

[lancifolium]

They don't sound that different, either.

If there was don't you think we'd all be taught it in order to make the professors' lives easier?

Re: lolol amazing

[riseheliacal]

depending on what the 'point' of school is i guess
welp, ok - you go be the brightest witch of our age
i'll just hold down the fort as the swishest

[lancifolium]

Thank you for your consent. I'll settle for doing something interesting somewhere fascinating. Don't worry, I'll write.

[riseheliacal]

you should
my code name is 'padfoot'
y'know for penpalling

[lancifolium]

Padfoot? Well. Rest assured going forward I'll be looking to see if you've got an especially delicate gait. Thanks for putting that in my head.

Can I be the red menace?

[riseheliacal]

blame the guys
and my family
it's the dog thing

from now hence you'll never not be

[lancifolium]

It's better than Knobhead, certainly.

Oh now, that was rather charming.

[riseheliacal]

wait now, red m., thought we weren't going to flirt anymore
'knobhead'? scandalous

[lancifolium]

Is calling you knobhead flirtatious? If so I've been flirting with you behind your back for ages.

Just kidding.

[riseheliacal]

so that's where that rumour—

nah, forget it

surely it's more befitting a qditcher
hanging onto their brooms

[lancifolium]

Have we got a rumour of our own?

How exciting.

[riseheliacal]

well that too
when i'm not being married off to remus

but that my knob is —
you get the idea

[lancifolium]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

oh.

[riseheliacal]

yeah

sorry about that

lol she's gonna die now

[lancifolium]

Well. That's very nice for you?

Poor Lily ^_^

[riseheliacal]

honestly i can't keep straight which rumours anyone else has started about me
from those i've started about me

growing up in the house (gag) of black (blech), it's cathartic to have fun with publicity

she's a very tired girl

[lancifolium]

I'm guessing those are the ones that feature your knob and eloping with Remus.

Now that is something I couldn't imagine. My sister's dreadful but not like what you've made your family sound like.